Big Kid’s Corner:
We all know SSAGO are just big kids at heart so whilst you’re waiting for Build-A-Rally why not have a go at one of our puzzles, or enjoy some construction themed jokes?
Wordsearch (answers under the jokes)
Which truck will take you to rally (answers under the jokes)?
I’m still working on it.
But I went to his house to confront him all the signs were there.
You ask him to pronounce “Unionised“
I can reveal it was dug by a huge boring machine.
There was no concrete evidence.
The bartender asks: “What can I get you?”
The construction worker says “One beer for me, and one for the road.”
Unfortunately there was absolutely no build up
Lucky for me it was a soft drink
I think the shovel is the most groundbreaking.
Nobody expects the span is in position.
He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, “Hey, do you see my ear down there?”
The guy on the street picks up an ear. “Is this it?”
“No,” replies the construction worker, “Mine had a pencil behind it.”
To install the windows.
The library , cause it has the most stories.
A complex complex complex
Sales are going through the roof.
They have branches everywhere these days.
There was this African chief at the turn of the last century whose obsession was to conquer other chiefs and take their thrones as trophies. These thrones he would collect and display in the second level of his magnificent palace just above his own luxurious throne. This palace was renowned for its construction that was in keeping with the best of tradition - everything was made of grass and leaves.
One day, the chief was on his throne receiving some ambassadors when the trophy thrones above him proved to be too heavy and the straw platform collapsed. The thrones fell on him, and sad to say, he joined his ancestors in the happy hunting grounds.
Which just goes to show that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
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